Here in the Oregun 3rd Reicht we do:
1-866-840-2740
I use it from time to time to tell them exactly what a bunch of pig scum neonazis they really are...of course making sure that I am at a pay phone where there are no survelience cameras.Else its off to some dark, damp dungeon.
Now then did you ever believe that an American would be making a statement like that? Especially those of you born in the 40s,50s,or 60s.
But sometimes you just gotta laugh...take a gander at the:
OREGON CIGARETTE CONSUMER’S
MONTHLY TAX REPORT
http://www.oregon.gov/DOR/TOB/docs/05-105-013fill.pdf
No joke. This is real!!!!
I just have to think that Oregon leaders are the only ones stupid enough to believe that Oregunners themselves are just stupid enough to buy illegal smokes then report themselves...every month. Sortta like Otis locking himself up in the Mayberry jail after each drinking binge.
Even so, I doubt they get many of these returns sent in...but I can imagine how much they do spend staffing an office with beuracrats to run the program.
Notice too that there is a spanish language version available so our illegal immigrant friends can also do their civic duty !
You know something? Sometimes I simply have to think that my tobacco usage has killed me already and I am in some kind of smoker's pergatory. This can't be real. This is the twillight zone or something like that. Just has to be...these things can't be really happening in the America I grew up in.
If the Boston Tea Party were to happen now-a-days somebody would phone King George using the tea tax evasion tip line no doubt.
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