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by Darkseid
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:43 am |
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by smokingjoe
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:44 am |
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| Hm seems its ok to cheat on your wife but if you fancy a big mac you're a terrible person. Don't worry people in the UK share your opinion which is why he'll never be king and his horse faced wife won't be wearing any crowns either. |
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by smokem
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:04 pm |
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| Apparently some British progressives want to tyrannize over hamburgers while other British progressives have long wanted to extinguish the monarchy. Perhaps it is time to send the royals out to Charles's macrobiotic pastures. Let them eat alfalfa. |
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by Darkseid
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:49 pm |
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I'll bet Carmilla gives one of the best skull jobs in the UK, though. Just a hunch.  |
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by smokingjoe
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:02 pm |
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| I reserve the right never to imagine that horrifying scenario! |
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by Darkseid
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:13 pm |
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She has to have something going for her for him to screw around with her while he was married to Di. Everybody wanted Di, even Madonna.  |
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by Torquemeda
on Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:23 pm |
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I reserve the right never to imagine that horrifying scenario!
As all politicians worldwide do, I reserve the right, to violate your rights.
A few years back while Charles and Di were spending the night at the Royal Palace, Camilla came over at 3 am while Di, the queen and the kids were asleep.
Charles embraced Camilla in the library, Charles then dropped his pants, but she would let him go no further without a condom.
It should be pointed out at this point that Charle's testicles are not like a regular guys. His testicles are on the sides of his penis and flat and much larger than a normal mans, like his ears. This makes his groin resemble what the bastard offspring of Joe Camel and Dumbo would probably look like.
Remembering that himself, Di and the kids ate at McDonalds earlier in the day, Charles using his quick thinking (It must be all that organic food.) grabbed a wrapper from a McChicken sandwich out of the trash and wrapped it around his erection.
Removing Camilla's underwear, which was also from McDonalds (You could tell by the words: "Over five-billion served!" printed on them.), Chrles then inserted himself inside.
"McFuuucccckkk me Charles!...McFuuuccckkk me!," squealed Camilla with sexual passion.
Charles found that he wasn't quite able to come, so pulled out and removed the McChicken wrapper, wondering what was wrong.
Camilla then picked up William's toy puppet of the Grimace, put it on her hand and pulled a half-eaten McRib out of the trash and began to masturbate Charles with the puppet and the McRib.
Charles climaxed enough sputum to rival the "Golden Arches."
Not wanting to feel dirty, Charles blamed McDonalds for this kinkiness and the fact his girlfriend served over 5 billion people.
Charles then looked at that fat, purple ass on the Grimace and started to feel the pangs of desire stir within his testes immediately.
He then looked down at his rapidly expanding member and said, "You stupid fucking wanker!!!" |
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by Darkseid
on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:08 am |
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You should have been born earlier, Torque, you could have made a fortune churning out sex stories for all those old men's magazines from the 50's through the 70's.  |
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by Torquemeda
on Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:44 am |
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It's a gift.
Hopefully it didn't give Smokingjoe nightmares, but does make Prince Charles think twice about fucking with McDonalds.
Why is it when someone is considered a celebrity and they get on a kick, they feel all of us should be on it too?
I just don't understand it.
Are we supposed to respect this guy 'cause he went from Di to what he has now? |
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by smokingjoe
on Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:36 am |
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Heh don't worry the really great thing about this story is they cut up one of his organic meat pies (which cost 6 times as much as a McDonalds) and found lo and behold they contain more salt, fat and other crap than McDonalds would even dare dream about putting in its food. Added to the fact that the govt is now no longer able to hold the Diana inquiry in secret, as its been trying to do, I suspect Prince Gobshite will be pretty quiet for a while.
Comes to something when he can go to a country that routinely beats, murders and tortures its own citizens and the best he can come up with is "hey, why dont you ban McDonalds". |
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