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by A true smoker
on Tue Jun 27, 2000 5:02 am |
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| I love to smoke, and I think more people should support this site. |
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by Chires
on Tue Jun 27, 2000 11:05 am |
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"Smoking is bad, mmmkay."
-Mr. Mackey
"Why would you do this site, my brotha'? Many blessings, nothing but love, boom!"
-The "Extreme"
"We could use a man like you."
-The Trench Coat Mafia
"Why would you encourage smoking? Oh you bad man, you very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad man!"
-Baboo Bott
"Don't ask me. I don't really exist."
-Tyler Durden
"And people thought I was deranged!"
-Jeffrey Dahmer
"If young people are forced to smoke, they shouldn't inhale."
-Bill Clinton
"We finally have a champion for our cause."
-Phillip Morris, Public Relations Rep.
"You're my kind of man!"
-Adolph Hitler
"TIMMY!"
-Timmy |
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by zeb
on Tue Jun 27, 2000 11:07 am |
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| this is hillarious. where did you get drunk and what did you do? were you by yourself? hey dont forget ... the litigationinvolving, the pursuit of, the condemnation of, the targeting of and the villification of big tobacco was spearheadedby liberals, of the fringe left wing whacko groups that convinced all of the other more moderate liberal "sheople"that our nations health problems were the fault of big tobacco, and that nobody is capable of enacting self responsibility,because big tobacco, empowered as a "scary monopolistic corporation" that the liberals always fear, and that bigtobacco brainwashed the poor innocent little people with joe c. and the marlboro man at point of purchase, billboards,and general sneaky tomfoolery, took advantage of our nations integrity, while undermining our security and right tolive good,safe, productive lives. and, they even lied ( oh my god! ) and said that based on their research theyfound that cigarettes are not addictive. well, to get to the point, it was the liberals-socialists, communists, do-gooders,democrats, people that think they know what is better for you than you yourself do, you know, the restrictive onesthat try to incrementally steal our freedoms, rewrite our constition to fit their bullshit pussy-assed ( under which 97million people have been murdered during "peacetime" since 1917) communist agenda, who brainwashed theamerican sheople via the totally liberally-biased media. the suing of big tobacco was illegal, against theconstitution, against americanism, and totally caters to the bullshit, weak standards and morals of liberalism-that somebody else is causing my problems, that somebody else is responsible for my mistakes, that i willjust look for somebody else to blame and sue becuase they might be successful and that i might be a lazyunmotivated, often times government employed, lazy bum, unrealistic liberal democrat. if this in your opinionis untrue, see dianne fienstein, dick gephardt, paul wellstone, james carville, hillary clinton, bill clinton, janetreno, al gore and all of the soccer-moms, school teachers, union dinks, college freshmen, "artists", andHIPPIES in the country. these lazy motherfuckers, lacking in self responsibility are the ones who spearheadedthe campaign against big tobacco. they are liberal democrats. it had nothing to do with the republican partyand is totally against the platform set forth by the republican party, who always fights against the restrictiveand restraining whacko liberal democrats that are against freedom, self determination, responsibility andan independent mind. big government is horrible, and the worst way to live. with everything being state runit only produces low-level mediocrity for everyone. big government sucks because it invades and controlsall levels and aspects of your life (1984-george orwell) and inhibits and steals from the the free indepent mindand the free thinker. big government dumbs everything down to create "fairness" while repressing and stifling excellence. oh yeah, the sickle and hammer is one ugly fucking flag too! |
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by Mark Twain [quote]
on Tue Jun 27, 2000 11:09 am |
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| "I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else. It sounds like an exaggeration, but that is really the common rule for attaining old age. When we examine the program of any of these garrulous old people we always find that the habits which have preserved them would have decayed us...I will offer here a sound maxim...that we can't reach old age by another man's road..." "I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. I do not know just when I began to smoke. I only know that it was in my father's lifetime and that I was discreet. He passed from this life early in 1847, when I was a shade past eleven; ever since then I have smoked publicly. As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my practice never to smoke when asleep and never to refrain when awake. It is a good practice. |
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by Joe Camel
on Tue Jun 27, 2000 9:46 pm |
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| Ya know something dipshit? Anytime you try smoking in public ANYWHERE where we can see you, we'll shove that suck-stick so far up your ass your fucking tonsils will get a nicotine rush from the OTHER end. |
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by Marlboro Man
on Wed Jun 28, 2000 4:41 am |
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| You are obviously an illiterate non-smoker. I am up mhere, and you are down mhere. |
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by shiv shivvy
on Thu Jun 29, 2000 6:10 pm |
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| smoking rocks. i like to ash on the floors of swanky resturaunts and usually try to put out my butts in the chinaware. |
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by rock
on Thu Jun 29, 2000 7:30 pm |
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| I once knew a bunch of dudes from Flanders who smoked a lot, pretended to play golf, smoked a lot, drank, smoked....They all turned out to be social outcasts, living along the nether fringes of society. Even some of the non-smokers. Run for your lives. |
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by Message sent to thetruth.
on Thu Jun 29, 2000 9:31 pm |
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| FUCK YOU! Every American has the right to choose whether or not to smoke. We know it may be harmful, but we don't care, because it feels good. It's like you and coffee -- it kills you, but you suck it down like Romulus on the teat of a fox. So suck my fucking dick you Republican bitch, we the Democrats and Socialists of this fine nation support smoking, and not your Fascist Bullshit. Actual Response from the team at thetruth.com: Thanks for the email, but what about the communists and those of us from other countries? Oh, and Romulus didn't suckle on the "teat of a fox". He and his brother Remus were raised by WOLVES before they founded the city of Rome. If you're going to be an ass, at least be an historically-accurate ass. Thanks for your persistence. We need more aggressive people like you. We're just out to educate the youth, not to take one's freedom-to-choose away.  -truth |
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by Message sent to thetruth.
on Thu Jun 29, 2000 9:32 pm |
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| I love Hitler, but I dislike Fascists. Go figure!?! I think I love Hitler because no matter how bad he was, he let us smoke. But you guys would rather burn all smokers in an oven than give us the freedom to choose. Oh yeah, that's why you're all anti-choice Republican dictators. Fuck you and the offspring you spawn, bitch. Actual response from thetruth.com team: You seen very persistent and devoted to your opinion. You obviously think our campaign is working and feel that others are getting the message and you don't like it. By sending us so many e-mails your actually doing us a favor because the more emails you send the better we look when we present to the board of directors the nimber of emails received in each section. The bad is you piss me off with your strong oppinionated views. You know your jumping to huge conclusions. Your opinion will be herd and quickly ignored because of vulgre langauge. If you have something we can use, like a stupid commercial or spot be free and bitch sometimes I want to too. But keep the profanity on a down low. Everyone needs a devils advocate, keep it real. -The Truth Guy |
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